Well, it's that most terrible of commercial days again. I made it past the doormat without any worry of tripping hazards. Even at work the florists delivery guy didn't bother to stop, he just drove on by.
Poor little empty hearted me and if you're sharing in my grief, I extend my pity to you too!
So in a stylish two finger salute to Mr Valentine, Eros and Cupid and in fact anyone else who has a warped bow and arrow or cardiomyopathy, I'd like share some silly stuff. I'm inviting you to share your silly Valentine/anti Valentine, loved up slushed up poetry too. Don't let me down guys, the consequences just aren't worth it!
Ode to Grohl ~ by me
Oh Dave you are a god,
You are the man for me.
I'd do anything to impress you,
I'd even climb I tree.
Sending you all palpitations and flutters of excitement. X
Your turn! ;)
In the build up to Valentines Day
ReplyDeleteThe florists have their evil way
By tripling the price
Which isn't very nice
For the one who has to pay
(so I didn't)
x
Roses are red
ReplyDeleteApples are fruity
Watch your lasagne
It might be Black Beauty
Cupid shot me one fine day
ReplyDeleteI tried to dodge
And run away
So now I read my cards from heaven
He used an AK47
Haha good stuff. I'm sure there's a national poetry day sometime, we will have to do it again. ;)
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