Billy was "special",
Billy had no mates,
Billy made a bee-line for me.
Billy said he loved me,
Billy told my friends he loved me,
My friends told Billy they loved me.
Billy liked to touch,
Billy was drunk,
Billy was removed from the bar!
I often wonder why these men make a bee-line for me, am I naive to an indelible sign on my forehead saying "Come get me!", "Please man handle without care." or something along the lines of "I have no standards, all welcome." .
Lets call my next example Mr Tynemouth, (the name denotes place of encounter).
Mr Tynemouth was "special",
Mr Tynemouth had friends,
Mr Tynemouth made a bee-line for me.
Mr Tynemouth and Mr Tynemouth's friends were drunk,
Mr Tynemouth and Mr Tynemouth's friends were high.
Mr Tynemouth told me he loved me.
Mr Tynemouth and Mr Tynemouth's friends wanted submission from a female.
Mr Tynemouth and Mr Tynemouth's friends liked to grope,
Mr Tynemouth and Mr Tynemouth's friends liked to fight,
Mr Tynemouth and Mr Tynemouth's friends were removed from the bar!
And then there's Mr Jesmond who I've encountered frequently.
Mr Jesmond was "special",
Mr Jesmond possibly had friends,
Mr Jesmond made a bee-line for me.
Mr Jesmond admitted he knew he was old enough to be my dad.
Mr Jesmond wanted to kiss my hand,
Mr Jesmond Wanted to know if I tweezed my eye brows, because they were so lovely.
Mr Jesmond told me he loved me.
Mr Jesmond asked to join my fan club,
There was no bar to remove Mr Jesmond from!
Just a brief selection of these "special men". Maybe there's something I'm unaware of? Maybe I have a "special" magnet located somewhere under my skin and if so, maybe I should have it removed!
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